July 2010
10 posts
5 tags
Jul 18th
1,600 notes
Bruce has a new face!
well, technically, his first face. the silly band didn’t exactly have a face.
Jul 18th
Jul 17th
37 notes
My adventure, my goal, my dream was, once, to be a witty reporter of some of the atrocious things I spot. Whether it be retarded character development in stereotypical horror movies or the green lumpy things in my soup earlier tonight that decided to, literally, walk away. Still, I’m neither funny, nor dedicated enough to be a ‘blogger’ or a ‘journalist’ of any sort....
Jul 17th
1 tag
I'M HOME, AND TAN O=
Jul 11th
1 tag
Jul 4th
1 tag
My day = made.
Jul 2nd
Jul 1st
782 notes
1 tag
Why do brides always wear white?
So that the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and the stove.
Jul 1st
2 tags
'Cause I could do worse, and you could do...
Jul 1st
June 2010
85 posts
1 tag
Next chance I get - Marianas Trench Concert.
Jun 28th
1 tag
Jun 28th
1 tag
Jun 28th
1 tag
Jun 28th
1 tag
Free highspeed wi-fi is not highspeed.
Jun 27th
1 tag
Jun 25th
250 notes
1 tag
Piss off, yea?
Jun 24th
1 tag
Jun 22nd
1 tag
Jun 22nd
1 tag
Jun 21st
2 tags
Dad had to leave for school today, on fathers day. I miss you daddy.
Jun 20th
4 tags
Jun 19th
Jun 19th
1 tag
Jun 19th
1 tag
Jun 19th
reblog if you can take your bra off with your...
thefrogman: Woooo! I’m freeboobing it! Okay, confession time. I can’t figure out how to take off a bra at all. (lovelymorphine / kindracantspell)
Jun 19th
2 tags
BP: Beyond Petroleum or British Petroleum?
MOM, THE INTERNET IS CONTRADICTING ITSELF AGAIN!
Jun 19th
3 tags
I sat in the sun all day today and tanned! I'm now...
Jun 19th
Jun 18th
216 notes
Problem: unpopular boy in tights has to kiss...
Solution: Duct tape.
Jun 18th
So, I pretty much just died and took a nose dive...
I’m baaaaccck
Jun 18th
1 tag
WHOA
I got TWO likes on ONE post. I’m on a role ;]
Jun 15th
1 tag
Why did God make women?
You think he wants to wash the dishes?! You crazy?
Jun 15th
Jun 14th
4,151 notes
Jun 14th
2 tags
#34 Pretentious
~ certain people who I’d really like to kick in their non existent balls because they’re pussies.
Jun 14th
1 tag
“You need a guy like a giraffe needs strep throat!”
–  Ann Landers
Jun 14th
Jun 14th
1 tag
HOLY PAJAMAS!
Bunny rabbit fighting a Squirrel…. that was interesting. I WISH my camera had a lens that would zoom so I could have caught that.
Jun 14th
Jun 14th
1 tag
Mmm, homemade chicken nuggets, frenchfries, and applesauce…. except the applesauce is store bought, the frenchfries were pre-made/frozen and the chicken nuggets are from McDonalds.
Jun 14th
Jun 14th
3 tags
Stinky-pinkie, dipstick, loser, ho… teletubbies, teletubbies… say heeeeelo! Oh… oops, I meant Tinkywinky.
Jun 14th
2 tags
Jun 14th
Jun 14th
Jun 14th
Note to self:
not waterproof camera is not waterproof.
Jun 14th
OMGOMGOMGOMG RAIN!
Time to go outside, act like an idiot, and see if pictures can be taken.
Jun 14th
2 tags
Today, Bruce was attacked by a brainless zombie who needs to get a life and stop bothering me. Who was this creature? The blanket…. It swallowed Bruce and I thought I’d never see him again!
Jun 14th
2 tags
Jun 14th