Carmichael Says

thefrogman:

“I’m going to do it this time. I’m serious.”

“Larry, you never do it. So just come off the ledge and help me gnaw on this sweet patch of grass I found.”

“I’m not kidding around. This time I’m jumping. And you can’t stop me.”

“Alright then.”

“What?”

“Go ahead, jump. Can I have your George Foreman Grill? It knocks out the fat.”

“I’m about to plummet to my death and you are bartering for my stuff?”

“Well did you make a will?”

“No.”

“Did you write a note explaining why you are commiting suicide?”

“No.”

“Honestly, I think you came unprepared for this task. You don’t want your George Foreman Grill going to your cousin Lenny just because you didn’t have a will, do you?”

“Oh god, I hate Lenny! Okay, I gotta make a will, write a letter. You know, I think I’ll just kill myself next week when I have more time.”

“Good idea, Larry.”

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